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Comedy Central scoops network news on "Climate-Gate" scandal

Poor Al Gore. Global warming completely debunked via the very Internet you invented. Oh, oh, the irony.

Quote from Jon Stewart on Tuesday's "The Daily Show" about the growing controversy over faked research reports about global warming.

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A funny line from comedy writer Alex Kaseberg

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers had to place Dirk Johnson and Torrie Cox on injured reserve. The last time a Cox and a Johnson were hurt was when Adam Lambert’s tour bus hit a pot hole.

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The Wolf Man (1941)

  
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Lisa and I watched The Wolf Man the other night. The movie stars Lon Chaney as Lawrence Talbot (who becomes the Wolf Man). Claude Rains plays his father, Sir John Talbot, and has one of the more famous lines in cinema history.

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Finance Committee Democrat Won’t Read Text of Health Bill

I don’t expect to actually read the legislative language because reading the legislative language is among the more confusing things I’ve ever read in my life,” Carper told CNSNews.com.

At least this senator is honest about not reading the health reform bill. I wonder if any legislator plans on reading it?

What a bunch of tools!!!

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Wrigley Fields

Chicago Cubs fans Paul and Teri Fields have named their baby boy: Wrigley Fields. He’s a healthy baby boy but they will have to put his food in a blender one month a year because he will have a tendency to choke in September.

 

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Beck to Couric: Obama Better Than McCain, Hillary Better Than Both

Fox News, I wrote, is like the bar in "The Blues Brothers" that has "both kinds of music: country and western." That is, it does so well in part because it brings under one umbrella several different kinds of conservative. There's Neil Cavuto's Wall Street, big-business conservatism, Mike Huckabee's religious conservatism, Sean Hannity's party-line Republicanism, Bill O'Reilly's grouchy reactionariness—and now, touching a hot-button in the year of budget stimuli, Glenn Beck's conservative (and paranoid) libertarianism.

I like this quote!

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George Burns on cigars

“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman -- or a bad woman -- it depends on how much happiness you can handle.” – George Burns

 

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Liberal Bloggers: Conservatives Are Way Ahead Of Us On Twitter

Some of the leading lights of left-wing blogging are acknowledging that they’ve been out-organized on the Internet’s fastest growing social networking site:

 

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Car dealers getting stiffed on “Cash For Clunkers”

The federal government has only reimbursed auto dealers for 2 percent of the claims they’ve submitted through the popular “cash for clunkers” program, a Pennsylvania congressman said, calling on the Obama administration to help speed up the process.

This is typical government tomfoolery. According to the Department of Transportation, there are a total of 338,659 rebate requests under the "Cash for Clunkers" program; but only a staff of 225 to review the claims. That's 1,500 claims per employee currently!

And the government wants to manage health care too...........

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